I think my neighbor is a vampire wht should i do?

i dont believe in werewolvese and vampires but i swear god he is a vampire.not only me,none of our neigbors never see him before 6 o clock or in a day.he always come out around 10 o clock and back around 2:30 or 3 a.m.he said hes 50 but he looks 30.much younger.and he live alone.once he invite me and my father to hes home.near 8 p.m..i was so curious about it!so i looking for a mirror and i couldnt find even a mirror in tht big house.hes teeth r so white and clean,and tht night he stand near the light but i couldnt see hes shadow !better say he hav no shadow!maybe i should try a cross or holly water but donno how!im sure hes a vampire wht should i do?(im 100%serious )

I think my neighbor is a vampire wht should i do?
Put garlic all over your yard.


If you are serious then I am serious.
Reply:lol wow, maybe u should "accidently" throw garlic in his face
Reply:Feed him
Reply:surround yourself with garlic. i hear they hate garlic.
Reply:Get with reality!!
Reply:make him some dinner namely spaggetti and garlic toast :D
Reply:I think you are just paranoid!!!! lol....he may just work the night shift and sleep during the day and have a darn good dental plan!!!lol......
Reply:lol im sorry i just have to laugh at this one, maybe you should just keep garlic near just in case and have a wooden cross, is that for vampires? hehe


good luck with that and be sure to let your therapist know of this.
Reply:100% SERIOUS! really! lol... well, if he really is a vampire, i'd say live and let live. As long as he doesn't try to suck your blood... you might was to start wearing a crucifix, just in case.
Reply:Keep to yourself and hope he doesn't come after you ..... lol
Reply:put a steak through his heart and he doesn't die, then he is not a vampire. and u will get ur *** suet
Reply:Give me his address I would really like to meet him. I love vampires.





and be nice to him, he is no different from me and you. He needs blood and so do we we just get it a little bit different then he does. Think about it, we need iorn in our body and how do you get iron? By eating stuff that was at one time alive.





Everyone is their own on their own be nice to the guy. Or he just might bit you.
Reply:yes the garlic works , aslo wear always a silver cross ! i read that in a magazine !
Reply:Holy water, crosses and garlic do not work with vampires. Invite him over to your house for dinner and make pasta or something like that. If he's a vampire, he'll be unable to eat it because it's not meat and it doesn't contain any trace of blood. Anyway, what bothers you so much about him being a vampire? Poor guy, he has to live eternity alone! Give him a break :)
Reply:THAT'S THE STUPIDEST QUESTION EVER. MAYBE HE WANTS HIS TEETH TO BE CLEAN. AND FOR THE TIME THING, MAYBE HE SLEEPS DURING THE DAY BECASUE HIS JOB IS AT NIGHT. MY BROTHERS JOB IS FROM 2:00P.M-2:A.M. JEEZE GROW UP. IM 14 AND IM MORE MATURE THAN YOU.
Reply:he is working part-time for the 3rd shift as a stripper for a strip club because that's probably his other job.some strippers have cop or firefighter costumes.he happens to wear a vampire costume on stage.he might have stds and lives alone because he's ashamed of his stds.stay at least 500 feet from him when you're walking.
Reply:Don't watch any more scary movies! No, seriously, your neighbor has a different biological clock than you do. He probably has a night job or friends he hangs out with at night or he has a bad case of insomnia which causes him to sleep later. I am not sure you are justified in your fear because he has no mirrors. Lots of men don't have wall mirrors, they consider them vanity. They may have handhelds in drawers. Don't panic, but if your gut is telling you something is wrong with this guy, stay away. It is probably not supernatural creepy, but human creepy you are feeling. Trust your gut instincts.
Reply:Well a cross is of no use to anyone so my best advice is for you to read up on them and keep gallons of holy water and what ever else these old manuals might suggest. And don't ever be stupid enough to believe that you can win a one on one fight with a vampire. For he will rip you another butt hole. Go to the local library and see what you can find out about the use of weapons that you can be use only for self defense. Not for an attack but self-defense only. Aslo stay away from him stay far away from him or her ok.......
Reply:Well since U say that U'r 100%serious I response the same...


First... Be afraid be very afraid


Second use garlic and stuff...


Also if I where you I'd use a mirror and direct some of the sunlight to him and see if he is acting very weird
Reply:maybe you neighbor has a night job,and there's plenty of people who look young for there age,and shouldn't teeth to be white?the shadow thing..he probaly was just standing at a different angle that produced none? i think you are probably trippin,but if you continue to get a creepy feeling from this guy then just stay away from him, there's alot of weird people out here in the world.
Reply:Try not to expose your neck to tempt him. Stay indoors at night. Have a cross handy that's been blessed (silver is always the best material to have it in). Hang garlic around the windows. And NEVER NEVER open your windows at night. It is said to be an invitation to a vampire that you are welcoming him into your home.
Reply:And a 100% on drugs, what are you like 13 you spelled half the words wrong. First of all vampires are real, they don't have fangs and suck blood out of there victims,blood dose not make them look younger, you can see them in a mirror, and they do have a Shadow, grow up and stay away from stupid vampire movies.





p.s. garlic, sunlight and all that other junk is a myth also
Reply:avoid him, there nothing you can really do, because if he is really a vampire and you try to go after him, you will end up getting really hurt, or like, dead. and also, all those things about garlic and crosses are just myths.



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