Friday, July 31, 2009

Am I a Vampire?

Am I a vampire? I do not sleep well I go to sleep late My teeth third from the middle are Sharp. I am sensitive to light. I love the night espiecilly when there is a full moon. I need help. Am i a vampire?

Am I a Vampire?
You're probably not a vampire.


You probably are several of the following:


- 14


- listening to My Chemical Romance


- a fan of Anne Rice





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Edit: Now with less sarcasm!





There are people who have a fetish towards the sharing of blood. Not just in the sexual sense of fetish, but the best word I could find. They treat it as a bonding experience, and understandably so. Of course, they should be making the same considerations as anyone who is engaging in risky sexual practices by being tested regularly, etc.





There are also those who consider themselves 'psychic vampires' because they feel they can leech off the energy of others. Essentially a parasitic version of 'seeing auras.'





Most people who fall into either of these groups _and_ have a sane head on their shoulders will admit that their 'vampirism' has little connection to the superpowered undead of fiction - but it is the most sensible way they can explain an aspect of themselves.
Reply:No, you just have an active imagination.
Reply:Yes, you are a vampire. Get yourself checked out.
Reply:No, I'm afraid not. I'm sorry.
Reply:are you sure you're not leaning toward werewolf? You don't seem to mention draining the lifesblood out of anybody and the fullmoon thing is for the furry ones. only way to be sure is to eat some garlic and see if you explode.
Reply:Why don't you bite yourself and find out?
Reply:No. You are a bunch of other things, but I won't say them because I would get reported.
Reply:okay the part about the full moon just turned you into a werwolf


and if your not going blood thristy for blood then no your not a vampire... don't worry i'm the same way.... damn i hate the sunlight... i have all the characteristics you mentioned expect for the part about the full moon...lol... : )
Reply:no u r not it just u r influwnced by the flim there is no such thing as vampire its just a myth which is good for hollyod bluckbuster but not for real life
Reply:i would luv to b a vampire, but only like Blade.
Reply:no your just weird.
Reply:No you are not a vampire.
Reply:Noooo You don't drink blood so you're not a vampire. Vampires aren't real.
Reply:There is a disease called Vampirism.





Your condition is called "Teenager".





Those teeth are canines; everyone has them and they are sharp for most people. A ridiculous percentage of the world suffers insomnia to some degree or another. The night air is refreshing and beautiful for most people. Bright lights make many people uncomfortable.





Sorry to disappoint you, kid.
Reply:Hmm...


I love the night.


My "fang" teeth are Sharp...


I stay up very late. sometimes all night w/ out realizing it.


I burn in the sun VERY easy


Full moons are mysteries and beautiful, i like them





BUT i do not call myself a vampire, those are just traits of me..





Now if you were a vampire though, you would already know, right....?
Reply:no you are paranoid is all, if you were truly a vampire you wouldn't be concerned about it and you've put way to much thought into this thing. I noticed your avatar has on a lavender hat, a true vampire just wouldn't go there!


its okay your cool!
Reply:WTF you are really paranoid girl you need help asap!!!!!!
Reply:if you eat meals you are not a vampire if you do not suffer a never ending thrist for blood you are not a vampire, if garlic does not bother you then you are not a vampire, if you can wear a cross you are not a vampire if you can be out in the daytime you are not a vampire and if you can not control wolves and other creatures of the nite nope sorry
Reply:that's not a good question to ask to the general public


talk to me outside of yahoo answers and i'll be able to help you figure it out
Reply:No.





Staying up late doesn't make you a vampire. Having sharper or longer teeth doesn't make you a vampire. How are you sensitive to light? Do you burn super easily, get migraine headaches, or get weird rashes? If not, then you're not a vampire. (And even if you do, you're still probably not a vampire.) Loving the night doesn't make you a vampire.





People say you can't tell over the Internet if someone is a vampire or not, but I feel confident in saying you're probably not one.





- P.
Reply:If you suddenly start craving fresh blood then you are if not, you're imagining things.
Reply:Naa. If you were you would be sticken your mouth in the nearest persons neck by one if you were one. But that is still awsome. Maybe i'm one too. I hate light and I just want the lights off. In the classroom, in my house. I feel more comforable in the dark.
Reply:no you are going through a weird phase trust me i know you are not a vampire because i am one
Reply:Email me at insulux@yahoo.com


I'll answer any Vampire-related questions you have.


I am a real Vampire and i'm not going to make fun of you or discriminate you in any way so don't be afraid to ask or say anything.





Signed,


Your Fellow Vampy,


Troy%26lt;3
Reply:No, you are not a vampire.
Reply:No, you are not a vamp, and be thankful for that, being a vampire is not as cool as people think.



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