VAMPIRES: Why don't they practice good hygiene? Shower, shave, underarm deodorant, brush teeth,etc.?

You never hear of vampires taking a shower or bath, or brushing their fangs. If they are undead, they would smell wouldn't they? If they shave, would they cut themselves? They tend to wear the same clothes everyday. Wonder if they even use the toilet? What do do think on this subject?

VAMPIRES: Why don't they practice good hygiene? Shower, shave, underarm deodorant, brush teeth,etc.?
They do. They are very vain about there appearance. Because their bodies are "undead" their skin is harder and their nails and hair have of a type of sheen to them. The "virus" makes them appear flawless. No lines, wrinkles, pimples, age spots, etc. And as far as their teeth, well those are a very big part of their lifestyle so they do take very good care of them.





And no they don't use the toilet. Their organs on the inside of their bodies are non functional. (if they are even there-some think that when they go through the "change" their internal organs or expelled from their bodies) And because they don't drink or eat they have no need to go to the bathroom. The blood fills their bodies, not their bladder.
Reply:Vampire's bodies are dead, so theres no need to shower. And I bet they do smell - they have that coppery old blood smell (if you smell the butcher area at your supermarket you'll see what I mean).
Reply:they ARE dead. like zombies. you don't see zombies getting up to shave or do the laundry or anything because they are DEAD. all vampires want to do is eat so they don't care to practice good hygiene. same with zombies. they don't care to have good hygiene as long as they get to eat human flesh. hope this information helps you.





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Reply:I have always heard that vampires are always immaculate. They are clean and always looked their best. At least that is how every story or movie that I have read/watched describes them.
Reply:Ah....there's something appealing about dried blood and a smelly vampire. I think some people like the natural phenerome smell of people. Y'know, it comes from their pits and other places I can't mention here.


Supposedly vampires are so arduous and passionate in their ways of extracting dinner, women can't help themselves, and they just don't care what they smell like.
Reply:Excuse me?


Do I look like someone that smells to you, we vampires do clean ours selves.
Reply:Of course we practice hygiene you prat, vampires remain like to keep hidden from everyone, so if we stank to high heaven you could smell us coming a mile away.
Reply:You don't know anything about vampire lifestyle. Of course vampires have good hygiene, it's obvious that vampires are stylish and attractive at all. I would say maybe "human beings" I'd say are the once not taking proper hygiene but I'm not referring to all.



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