Monday, April 20, 2009

Vampire Teeth!!! [rawr]?

Welp.


I%26#039;ve already asked this question, but only two people answered me. And their answers sucked the big ones. So uh. I%26#039;mma ask this question again.





I%26#039;ve gone to a couple websites and found Vampire Fangs that i can get custom made for me as long as I send in a couple things along with a couple other things.





All I want to know is how they seem to stay on your teeth?? I mean is there some kind of glue, or are they just shaped so well that they fit on perfectly or is there something else you do?? What??





And please don%26#039;t give me some kind of answer like;


%26quot;this is dangerous, don%26#039;t do it%26quot;


because i could care less about that, I%26#039;ve obviouslyalready made up my mind.

Vampire Teeth!!! [rawr]?
I am a dentist, and three years ago I made myself some vampire teeth, and they%26#039;re still doin%26#039; fine. no worries. This year I made myself a gold veneer %26quot;p-mp%26quot; tooth so that%26#039;s fun too.





OK, here%26#039;s the thing... do you want fangs just for like Halloween or permanently cuz you%26#039;re like super Goth and want to %26quot;be%26quot; more vampire-like? I%26#039;ll answer both.





The pair I made are acryllic, composite material; it%26#039;s the same stuff I use to do white bonded fillings on teeth. they cover my canines (%26quot;eye-teeth%26quot;) and extend downwards and also wrap slightly around the back. Due to this extention,( engaging undercuts,) they kind of %26quot;snap%26quot; on and don%26#039;t need adhesive. I can smile, drink, but I can%26#039;t eat - if you make a grinding motion (what we call %26quot;excursive movements%26quot;) it knocks them off. They are just cosmetic and I wear them to parties or put them out the week of halloween to amuse my kids who come in. :)





NOW, when you say, %26quot;don%26#039;t give me %26#039;it%26#039;s too dangerous%26#039; i%26#039;ve made up my mind%26quot; you sound like you%26#039;re shooting for something more permanent. people actually do this all the time...it%26#039;s on discovery channel along w/ people who want to look like a tiger, etc etc. Hey, my feeling is if it doens%26#039;t hurt anyone and yo%26#039;ure willing to live with it... no worries.





What you want in this case is customized fang CROWNS. To get these permanently, you have to visit a dentist who has kind of a sense of humor (or just wants your money!) The doc will numb you up, grind down your existing canines and and take impressions. probably will put temps on... he%26#039;ll send the impressions to a lab where the fangs will be made. (they can do this: if they can make me a pimptooth, they cna make vampire fangs!) 2 weeks later or so, they come back and the dentist cements them onto your teeth w/ special adhesive. You want to be careful they don%26#039;t injure your lower lip AND becareful that you don%26#039;t push too hard against them when you grind side to side and front to back. this would cause un-natural stress on the crown/fangs and make them more prone to coming unglued.





I would be happy to do this for you if you want to come to New Hampshire! I%26#039;d charge probably $2000 for the fangs. I%26#039;m not kidding; normal crowns are 900 to 1200 a piece and the dentist is doing that much work and more. I%26#039;m not saying it%26#039;s affordable, but if you honestly want these done permanent and %26quot;right%26quot; that%26#039;s what it will be.





Anything you %26quot;send away%26quot; for you%26#039;ll have to cement on yourself...this isn%26#039;t SUPER dangerous (i mean, it%26#039;s not like your%26#039;e trying to do your own root canal!) but it%26#039;s more ineffective than anything else. Your fangs will be simply cosmetic and you won%26#039;t be able to eat w/ them in or anything.





I%26#039;m fascinated by your quest; please let me know if you have any more questions! good luck!



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